Mad World.
What's also black and white and red all over?
SEGA's profit and loss account for Mad World.
"I love those Rainbow Six games".
"Ubisoft?"
"No, they're genuinely really good"
"IO have produced some really poor games."
"Kane and Lynch?"
"No, I think I'll write them a stern letter."
Gordon Freeman walks into a bar.
A crowbar.
"I really love games where you shoot dinosaurs"
"Turok?"
"Nice of you to say so".
What goes Ha Ha Bonk?
Nathan Drake.
"What did you think of Will Wright's last game?"
"Spore?"
"Yeah, it was a bit".
What do you get if you cross American McGee with a banana?
American McGee's Banana.
What do you get if you cross American McGee with a shovel?
American McGee's Shovel.
What do you get if you cross American McGee with a slightly leaning pile of old beermats?
American McGee's slightly leaning pile of old beermats.
"I'm trying to find an alternative to Call of Duty"
"Bad Company?"
"Yeah, sorry, I've had too much to drink".
Peter Molyneaux promised to walk into a bar.
He didn't.
The joke was subsequently ruined for everyone.
What do you call an angry biscuit on a quest to avenge the death of its loved ones?
Jaffe cake.
"I wish my wife was into racing games"
"Forza?"
"Nah, I'm not that type of guy."
"I love Escape from Butcher Bay."
"Riddick?"
"No it's quite serious"
"I watched that Gamesmaster the other night."
"Moore?"
"No I'd had enough after one episode to be honest."
David Cage walks into a bar.
He then slowly opens a wardrobe and eats a pancake.
This is the future of interactive entertainment.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Halo!
Halo who?
No Halo CE.
"My wife loves shooters".
"Ikaruga?"
"Only on a Wednesday mate".
"Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a Blizzard game."
"I think you're right. Your appointment was for three years ago."
What do you get if you cross Bobby Kotick with an elephant?
An elephant who understands the importance of maximising revenue.
Two Spartans walk into a bar.
One says "ODST?", the other says "just a beer thanks".
Why did CliffyB cross the road?
Because if CliffyB wants to cross the road CliffyB will cross the motherfucking road.
Two nuns playing a Lucasarts game.
One says "Shafer?"
The other says "It's hormonal, I can't help it."
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