"Why has that person got a floating green diamond over their head?"
"Sim?"
"No, her."
A man goes into a Scottish branch of Game and asks for a console for the bairns.
The assistant says "Wii?"
The man says "Na' they're big for their age"
A PS3 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive 360 launch unit.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The 360 notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued 360 says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The PS3 explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The 360 says, "What"s it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're about to red ring"
The 360 giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I'm still working just fine"
The PS3 smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn. This thing's an hour fast, you badly manufactured pile of shite"
